Yeah, Seems Like a Fairplay (Karma, Part Two)

  So I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that most of you probably have some sort of idea who Jonny Fairplay is. For those of you who don't, he's the arsehole who lied about his grandmother being dead on Survivor. Normally I wouldn't waste my posting time on him, because he's a very bad word I can't say, much less write here because I don't want to taint your minds like that...which I guess I'm kind of doing by writing about the guy anyway. Oh, well. Some taint has to be good for you. 

  Anyway, I'm writing about him because his wife walked out on him and took their kid with him, and usually I feel sorry for people when their spouse walks out on them and/or they lose their kid, but I kind of laughed when I heard this. I mean, it just serves to reinforce my very earlier post on this blog about my veiwpoint on karma, which is that she is a witch with a capital "B" and will always come back around to get you. Like the mob. Karma is, like, the greatest mobster that ever lived, because she never misses anybody. If you do something so slimy and matarded as lying about your grandmother being dead on a reailty show (really, what was the turd trying to accomplish by doing that, anyway? And how long did he expect to get away with it? Did he tell his granny to "play dead," or something? I mean, did he even bother to plan for what he would do when people actually, you know, found out?), then a few years later your wife (who was an America's Next Top Model--????????) will walk out on you and take the kid. 

  And I don't really want to rant, or anything, but how sad is it when your claim to fame (word used very, very loosely) is that you were the arsehole turdsack who lied about your grandmother being dead on Survivor? Where do you go from there? I'm not saying don't lie a little to win a million dollars--but not about that. Did you want the sympathy vote, or something, you...bad word? Because what if there were other people there who really did have a dead grandma or something and were planning to use the money to start a charity in her name or something? Or, even more tragic, what if there was a teenage blogger there who was planning on using her winnings to buy her own laptop with internet access so she could blog from home whenever she had free moments, thus making more postings, instead of having to have her dad drive her to the library every week and only having a limited amount of time there before she had to go home and slave over a book she's trying to write and sell, huh? Did you ever think about that, you arsehole????? 

  And at least I wouldn't have lied about a relative being dead to get it, you loser.