If you’ve clicked on this page, you’re most likely confused about my blog. If you clicked on this page by accident, hit the big arrow at the top of your toolbar to leave.
Basically this blog was begun as an ill-fated attempt to save the TV show Human Target from cancellation (check “Dude Do Not Bleed on the ElDo” to see how well that went). However, once I started writing, I realized that the name “Second Chance Blog” basically gave me creative license to save whatever I felt needed a second chance or shine the light on things that were going through them, which explains my many posts concerning Jackie Earle Haley and movies like The Bad News Bears.
Who am I? I’m your guide through the weird, wonderful world of Second Chances, NiteOwl (and while I’m not technically a certified LifeCoach, I feel compelled to give advice anyway to get you guys started on your own Second Chances. For example, Do Not Poke Vicious Animals With Sticks. I’m so freaking helpful). Nice to meet ya and I hope this helped you out. If not, feel free to not read to the end of this explanation.
And if you’re wondering if you’re about to go on a long, strange trip, then yes, yes you are. Enjoy.
Here’s some regular contributors to Second Chance Blog:
NiteOwl: Me. I try to be funny and usually think off the beaten path unless the situation demands I don’t. Then I just remove myself from the situation, with force if I have to. I also have two impacted wisdom teeth in the bottom of my mouth and two crooked ones up top that I’m going to have to have removed. Nice to meet you.
(To learn more about me, click on “About Me” wherever it shows up on your screen)
Dad: In high school, “that quiet guy” who liked to read but was also very athletic and would fight you if you made him angry. Still like that now, but with less hair. Also, my dad.
Brad Chase: My lawyer (with what I tend to say, it’s probably best that I have one—also, because Dad likes to make all kinds of weird accusations against me and will no doubt make more once he fixes his Google thing so he can once again comment on my wonderfully random posts). Also, not real. He was a character on Boston Legal and played by a man (Mark Valley) who was once being considered for the part of Captain America and whose newest show (Human Target) I tried to give a Second Chance to.
Ten Facts About me, Niteowl
Ten Facts About me, Niteowl
1. I like unicorns.
2. I have no control over my volume and what comes out of my mouth.
3. I am most likely going to offend somebody every time I post on this thing.
4. The internet is stalking me.
5. I am the best around because Joe Esposito says I am.
6. I have never seen Titanic in my life, and I don’t want to.
7. I’m a teenage girl and I’m smart enough to realize that Alan Moore is too dumb to realize he made Rorschach right in Watchmen.
8. I live with a cast of various fictional characters who all sprung out of my head and several animals that I plan to have one day (including four dogs, two horses, three cats, a ninja goldfish named Kitty, and three Zhu-Zhu pets). Oh, and also my brother, mom, and dad.
9. I start many things and never fin
10. NiteOwl is not my real name.
I hope this page has been helpful to you and if it hasn't then I really don't care.
