Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Just a Fan Devoted

  Hey. I'm a New Orleans Saints fan, and I always will be, no matter how many times they lose to a seven-and-nine team (but seriously, guys? I flinched a little bit. And got sad). But I'm also a Steelers fan. And that team is currently on their way to yet another Superbowl. So, in their honor, here's a little spoof fight song I composed for them:
  
GSTEELERS!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah ah ha
you know what they wear
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Yeah ah ha, you know what they wear
everytime they win, they win big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when they ran into the endzone, thats stuntin
reppin my team when you see me you know we always wi
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my hat to my jersey i'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Uh, black shirt, yellow pants
the jets scared of it but them fans aint
soon as I hit the fieldlook at them fans face
put the pedal once make the stadium shake
run it on the inside, crowd roaring
it’s the big game you know what they pay for it
and we got the pedal to the metal
got you jets checking game I’m balling out on every level
hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell em
just won a million, got another superbowl on my schedule
no love for em teams that be losing games
no keys, push the start

Yeah ah ha, you know what they wear
everytime they win, they win big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when they ran into the endzone, thats stuntin
reppin my team when you see me you know we always wi
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my hat to my jersey i'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Got a call from my jeweler this just in
superbowl ring and the fans love us 'cuz we're takin them there again
not a jets fan but they lost though
win for one night I’m shining all week yo
We're balling and rocking yellow tight pants
so many rings on my fingers can't tell which is which got a pocket full of big money
throw the football up cuz every team that we play loses badly

Yeah ah ha, you know what they wear
everytime they win, they win big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when they ran into the endzone, thats stuntin
reppin my team when you see me you know we always win
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my hat to my jersey i'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

Kick high like how we're supposed to do
that crowd underneath them jets can’t get close and lose
and our team look unapproachable
super clean but its super mean
jets wanna f--k with us steelers
win big count stacks
get fly and take trips and thats that
real football kick it high if you want to feel
superbowl drop feel, 2011 the top peel back
Yeah ah ha, you know what they wear
everytime they win, they win big
Yeah ah ha, screaming thats nothin
when they ran into the endzone, thats stuntin
reppin my team when you see me you know we always wi
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
I put it down from my hat to my jersey i'm in
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow
Black and yellow, black and yellow

P.S.--Happy belated birthday to my friend Erin, who was completely understanding about the lateness of this post. Thank you! Happy Late Birthday! (January 24th)

2 comments:

  1. Hi, NiteOwl's Dad here.

    I feel compelled to point out that Miss NiteOwl may be a little slow in posting over the next few weeks as she recovers from a severe ankle sprain that she suffered from jumping on the Pittsburgh Steelers bandwagon.

    Allow Dad to explain:

    See, NiteOwl's favorite NFL team is the New Orleans Saints. And in her defense, she has been a Saints fan for many years, stretching back to when she first learned that one of her snuggle bunnies, the range-challenged actor Hayden Christensen filmed a movie in Shreveport, Louisiana and that the Saints were Louisiana's NFL rep.

    However, this season, after the aforementioned Saints were humiliated in the playoffs by the 7-9 Seattle Seahawks, she has latched onto the Steelers like Shia Lebeouf grabbing hold of his severed fingers after flipping his SUV.

    This I found most curious, as she has never before stated any affection for the Black and Gold; indeed, two years ago when the Steelers beat the Arizona Cardinals in the Super Bowl, her brother and I rooted for Pittsburgh while she openly and emotionally screamed for the Cardinals.

    HMMMMM

    Also, about 5 years ago, when the Steelers beat the Seahawks in the Big Game, she was a vocal and proud member of Seahawk Nation.

    HMMMMMMMMMM

    Finally, Miss NiteOwl has expressed love and affection for the following NFL teams over the years, aside from the Seahawks and the Cardinals:

    *Washington Redskins
    *Green Bay Packers (OK, she was about 5 at the time, but still it makes the point)
    *New York Giants
    *Dallas Cowboys
    *Indianapolis Colts and the Denver Broncos (the "girls love horses thing", I guess)
    *Miami Dolphins (the "girls love fuzzy marine mammals thing", I guess)

    And, also, any team that plays the Philadelphia Eagles which would include the Steelers, of course, but that was only to annoy me, the recovering Eagles fan.

    Now, NiteOwl never does anything without a reason.

    Her affection for the Saints began with the Hayden filming a movie in Louisiana thing as I mentioned earlier; she loves the Vancouver Canucks (?????) NHL team because, well, it has to do with a certain Canadian-born actor who looks and sounds chronically constipated; and truth be told, she loves all Canadian teams because of this morose-looking tall drink of water.

    See a pattern here?

    It is my contention, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that Miss NiteOwl has grabbed onto the Steeler bandwagon because of some as yet unknown connection/correlation with one of her fav Hollywood types.

    And as I have in the past (and you know I have, NiteOwl) I will deduce this connection and post it for all the world to see.

    I know she has friends that are from Pittsburgh and/or are Steelers fans, but it goes beyond that.

    On a related note, the Seahawks and the Cardinals are filing suit against NiteOwl as we speak, citing alienation of affection.

    Dad out, yo.

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  2. Dad, you are a liar and I will debunk it next time. 21 in the hole!
    Love, NiteOwl <3

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