Thursday, January 20, 2011

How Do You Know?

  And no, not that he loves you. How do you know if a snake is a boy or a girl? I've been wondering that all month with my friends, and it's driving us crazy. I mean, a snake is a line. Just a line with scales and sometimes a rattle that tastes like chicken. Or so I've heard. I mean, I've never actually had snake, I just heard that from some people who have. But, really, how do you know that it tastes like chicken, and chicken just doesn't taste like snake? 
  Philosophy. Spooooo-ky. 
  Anyway, back to the topic at hand. How do you know? Snakes don't have features. They're not like humans and stuff. Are they like clownfish? Can they change their genders to meet their needs? (And yes, that's so disturbing on so many levels) HOW CAN YOU TELL? Can I get a biologist to comment on this, please? Because I really need to know, and I don't feel like going on the internet to look it up. Who knows what sites I might get directed to. I don't want to find out. Can Jack Hanna take time out from doing dog food or vitamin commercials or something and tell me?
  And, really. How do you know that chicken just doesn't taste like snake? Weren't they around first?  

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