The Twelve Days of Christmas

  Did you know that they start on Christmas Day, not the twelve days leading up to it? Yeah, I know. Me, neither. Anybody know why? Not insulting a tradition, I just...wanna know why. Like Newton wondered why the apple fell on his head (maybe because he was sitting under an apple tree. Just saying.).
  Anyway, I don't have a lot of time, but I would like to serenade you with the first part of a very special rhyme I made up. It goes something like this: 
  "On the first day of Christmas, my father gave to me: a Human Target soundtrack CD."
  Well, maybe not yet. But still. It's a suggestion. 

  And it's a really, really long soundtrack. 

  Seriously, each CD is like seventy-one minutes or something. And there are three.

  That means you can stretch the fun out! Yay!

  I'm gonna go watch Elf.  

  Can't wait to see what I come up with for my second day of Christmas! But really, how can you top the first? 

  Any--ahem--suggestions? 

  Merry less-than-a-week-til-Christmas!