The Scariest Place to be This Holiday Season?

  "Dashing through the mall, with evil guys on their backs, o'er the floors we go, and guess what: Ames is back!"
  Yes, my friends, you guessed right: the mall. 

  The mall can be a scary, evil place to be during the holidaze, like Little Shop of Horrors with more stores and less evil plants. But you get what I mean. 

  Anyway, guess who plunges right into the middle of suburban-mall holiday mayhem? Yes, that's right, our favorite assassin-turned-bodyguard, Christopher Chance, and his crew...as well as, you know, some evil people, just to lighten things up a little.

  And speaking of lighting things up a little, guess who that is in the Santa Claus suit? 

  No, not "Santa." Our favorite ex-cop, Winston. 

 Yeah, I know. Me, too.

  Anyway, this holiday season, Chance and his group take on the case of a seemingly innocent family who received the gift of a murder attempt. Fun, right? Just wrap that right up in a bow and send it to us viewers, FOX. Because we'll be watching. Even if it's just to see Chi McBride in that Santa Claus suit.

  And yes, Ames is in this episode. Merry Christmas! 

  Tune in Wednesday, December 22nd, at eight o'clock PM, to catch all the holiday mayhem.

  And those of you who don't live on the East Coast, you're gonna hafta pull out yer little smartphones and check yer local listings now, won't ya?

  "A week or two away, I guess I'll have to wait, don't forget to watch it, it comes on at eight!"