No, not me; I can save myself, thank you very much. I'm talking about the GOP. It seems to me that each candidate has some good quality but then some major insanity or flaw that completely cancels it out (see: RomneyCare, Huntsman's Chinese-speaking smugness, Santorum's sweater-vests). What I'm thinking is that we hire the guy who builds all those Kardashian robots and combine all the good parts of the each candidate into one super-awesome machine. Then nobody will not vote for it because it'll be the first robot to ever run for president and if they don't vote for it they will be denounced as rascist and cast out into the wilderness like they used to do to bad people in the good ol' days.
And yes, I'm completely aware that sales of sweater-vests have skyrocketed since one debate or another that Santorum was in, but who ever said we as a people have great decisive skills? I mean, look who we voted in four years ago.
I'll make a bet with you. If the chucklehead in office now wins reelection, by some sly maneuvering by Satan (a.k.a. The Left), I'll go to the Nerd Store and buy all the sweater vests there and wear them to school.
And I'll move to the moon.
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