Ho Ho Hilarious

  Here's a spoof I thought might get you in the holiday mood--now or never, I figure. 

"I SAW MY WIFE KISSING SANTA CLAUS"

BASED ON "I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS"

I saw my wife kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to take a leak

She thought I was tucked
Up in our bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw my wife tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
Oh, what a laugh it would have been,
If my wife had only seen
Me watching her kissing Santa Claus last night!