I'm gonna get straight to the point here: Rudi Stein is running for Congress.
Oh, yeah, I know he has another name, but he'll always be Rudi Stein to me (for those of you who aren't sure who he is, he was The Jewish One on the Bears who Buttermaker told to get plunked with the pitch to get on base). And while, sadly, his political views differ from my own, it's still funny to picture Rudi sitting in Congress actually, you know, doing something.
See? Not all child stars end up like, say, that Olsen. Some of them run for Congress and don't get hooked on drugs and don't die. Well, I don't know for sure that he's not on drugs, but if he is he's certainly doing a good job covering it up. Maybe because nobody's looking to expose the dark personal secret of Rudi Stein.
One question, though. Does he still have that awesome Jewfro?
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